it’s your wedding day, everything is going well, you’re married, the best day of your life. a projector is being turned on in your peripherals, you had expected some kind of embarrassing montage of photos, you don’t really care, the lights dim, people sit down. your blog flickers into focus.
“wow she reblogged a lot of pictures of the groom”
and then the groom thinks “wait is that my best friend shirtless”